{"product_id":"velveteen-plush-blanket-the-only-squat-id-do-is-diddly-squat-raccoon-cowboy-throw","title":"Velveteen Plush Blanket — \"The Only Squat I'd Do Is Diddly Squat\" Raccoon Cowboy Throw","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            50.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            40.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Wrap up in a soft, playful escape with this velveteen plush blanket. A laid-back raccoon in a cowboy hat lounges against a forest-and-mountain backdrop while the tongue-in-cheek message — “The only squat I’d do is diddly squat” — adds a wink of humor. The medium-weight velveteen surface feels extra plush against the skin and shows off the design in rich, vibrant color on one side. It’s the kind of throw that encourages slow mornings, hammock afternoons, and chuckles around the campfire. Bring cozy texture and a touch of rustic whimsy to your favorite reading nook, living room lounger, or cabin bed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Plush velveteen surface with vibrant one-sided print\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (approx. 300 g\/m²) for extra softness\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester (or 83% polyester\/17% spandex option)\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and chemical compliance standards (flammability, lead, phthalates, etc.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":59189764587601,"sku":"14088933448059535637","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":59189764620369,"sku":"33533029332378660900","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1022\/2085\/7425\/files\/6269438601547294818_2048.jpg?v=1773295517","url":"https:\/\/auralyncollective.com\/products\/velveteen-plush-blanket-the-only-squat-id-do-is-diddly-squat-raccoon-cowboy-throw","provider":"AuraLyn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}